9. Oklahoma Will Throw You In The Clink For Making A Funny Face At A Dog
Let me make one thing clear here, I do not advocate nor condone the psychological harm & trauma that would befall a dog by carrying out this practice in a real world setting. I love dogs, my dog in particular. Like any other dog owner there have been those difficult times when I've come into conflict with him, whether due to him mistaking my bathroom for his bathroom, my wifes leg for his lover, or the mail-mans face for his lunch. There have been times I've had to discipline him, but there is a line I won't cross, and making funny faces at him doesn't just cross that line, it leaps over it gleefully breaking wind while doing so.However, in the fantasy world of GTA we are granted a certain licence to ignore our usual mores and morals, and as long as this horrendous act doesn't become first cause in a surge of real world copycat crimes, I say 'do it'. If you've managed to retain your friends from the previous act, find a dog, surround the dog, tease the dog and laugh at it. Point at it. Make your funny face, and get the hell out before the law descends with full majesty and rightious anger.