GTA V: 10 Fun Things That Will Disgust You Grandmother

8. The Dog

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Looking after your own dog in real life might be a pain in the ass but download the GTA €˜€™iFruit€™€™ app and you will have a virtual dog that will require you to tend to its every need.

In the tradition of the long forgotten tamagotchi, you have to tidy up any little brown presents that Chop leaves for you, feed him, water him and play with him. You also can take him to the park where you chase away any other dogs that might be sniffing around the poodle bitch he has his eyes on.

But right from the beginning we see Chop is a dog that is easily led by his pink knot because when he is supposed to be helping Franklin hunt down a scumbag, he decides to take a detour and go hump instead.

Even though Chop looks and behaves like the kind of dog you find at the end of your average Jeremy Kyle guest, he is a pet that you end up caring about a lot. When you get a notification on your phone that he is hungry or thirsty, you drop everything to make sure he is comfortable.

What your grandmother wont understand is why you can€™t give the same sort of dedication to your real dog and why she gets lumbered with taking him for walks. Even more so you become emotionally unhinged when you accidentally hurt Chop by playing fetch near a busy road.

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