GTA V: 10 Fun Things That Will Disgust You Grandmother

7. Breaking The ''No Touching'' Rule

Gta V Strip Club Features

In GTA 5 we see the welcome return of Strip Clubs to waste time in. The good thing is that the graphical improvements mean that the women no longer act or look like something you might find in Silent Hill.

As long as you promise to keep your distance, you can watch them do their thing on stage and it won€™t cost you a month€™s wages like it would if you went to a real life strip club.

But if you fancy something a bit more intimate, you can approach any of the ladies and request a private dance. You will be lead to a booth, money will exchange and then she will proceed to gyrate in front of you like a lamppost in a tornado. You can also break club rules and touch up your chosen dancer as well as pay her exciting compliments such as €˜€™you€™re fine girl.€™€™

The touching up mini game is actually a lot of fun and you do really feel the pressure that you might get caught and thrown out of the club. When the security guard is not looking, then you take your chance to turn on the moves. But while you rub your hands all over fine assets, you have to keep one eye on the security guard returning. Stop in time and you are fine, get carried away and you get carried out of the club.

Awesome fun.

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