8. "I Think That I Would Recognize My Own Underwear, Now Give Them Back!" - Trevor Phillips To A Random Muscle Head On Vespucci Beach
I encountered this Trevor Phillips gem recently. I'd finished the main story and manipulated the stock market into providing each of my characters with over one billion dollars -- now it was time to spend some of the (not so) hard earned dough. I switched to Trevor and he's standing in the middle of one of those outdoor gyms right on Vespucci Beach and he. Is. Angry. He's in the middle of picking a fight with three humongous muscle heads and out comes the quote in question. Suffice it to say that what resulted in the wake of Trevor's tirade was a four man battle royal, only the muscle heads all ganged up on Trevor. Once finished beating his attackers down, and gaining a two star wanted level, I hopped in Trevor's truck and took off for safety. Oh, and this all happened with Trevor wearing nothing more than a pair of cowboy boots and his underwear, so I don't even know what he was talking about. Either way, it caught me so completely off guard that It'll likely be a long time before I forget this moment.