6. Drunk Racing
There are good ways to drive in GTA V, and there are bad, which can often come down to how the game's physics engine is feeling at any given time; if you're on a motorcycle for instance, it's best not to collide with even the slightest object, for fear of being capitulated spectacularly and comically into the far distance. But you can actually actively choose to make your driving experience worse in Online by impairing your judgement and motor skills with some delicious beer. In order to get drunk ahead of a race, you have to make sure you have some of the delightfully named Pisswasser beer in your inventory, set it as your victory toast, and then as you're waiting for your race to start, repeatedly action the toast option and your status will change to Drunk. Naturally, driving becomes incredibly difficult, just as it does if you hammer the bottle before driving in the offline side of the game... Why is it so stupid? Well, frankly, if you're going into a race full of booze, you're not going to win. To be honest, if you manage to get any distance through the race while still swerving worse than an intoxicated 1980s glam-pop lead singer, you're probably over-achieving. So it seems that you really shouldn't drink and drive - since it's really, really difficult to do. Perhaps Rockstar have some moral compass in their game after all, though the hilariousness of nailing a bottle of Pisswasser and attempting to be Michael Schumacher definitely suggests they're more committed to the silliness than selling a positive anti-criminality message.