7. Killing A Shark The Right Way Vs Killing A Shark The Wrong Way...
Early on after the release of GTA V, it became clear that one of the funnest things to do was to kill a shark, and drag it back to land to pose alongside it in a self-congratulatory selfie proclaiming yourself to be the king of the ocean. Actually dispatching one of the many-toothed monsters proved surprisingly simple, after the initial pant-wetting fear that lead to so many players being devoured without so much as a fight (and after the initial shock wore off.) Knives work best, as the first intrepid hunters discovered, but some took it further, attempting to take on the ocean's greatest predator with nothing but a salty grin and a pair of over-eager fists. This is not the best way to kill a shark, since science dictates that punching underwater is comically ineffectual, especially against fast-moving killing machines. But that didn't stop players from trying... You can almost taste the inevitability. This is how you kill a shark... Who knew sharks would be so averse to tiny knives?