GTA V: 10 Life Lessons Grand Theft Auto Has Taught Us

6. You Are A Sex God

How GTA taught us this: All those prostitutes, all those girlfriends had one thing common. Despite having increasingly low standards (art imitating life again), they were never dissatisfied sexually without any effort on the part of the game player. Each laissez faire invite for coffee ended in improbably loud yelling of pleasure whilst we (meaning our character) rocked her world with so little effort, teaching us all this very simple fact: We are impeccably God-like in bed. If GTA didn€™t exist we would... Be having sex with real reason to prove ourselves, now we just don€™t have to.
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One time I met John Stamos on a plane - and he told me I was pretty.