GTA V: 10 Life Lessons Grand Theft Auto Has Taught Us

5. What Petrol Crisis?

How GTA taught us this: Remember that car you were driving in Los Santos? Still driving as you cruised through San Fierro? Then still driving as you hit up Las Venturas? Then back again? Remember having to fill it up? NO? That€™s because you didn€™t. Now if I point you towards our impending bloody war over the earth€™s resources and the knowledge this game imparts that cars and vehicles are functional without ever having to stop at a petrol station meaning that any fears over how to get from A to B have been alleviated. Thank you GTA, all that fear was over nothing. If GTA didn€™t exist we would... Be angry over petrol rises, now we just laugh at you fools.
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One time I met John Stamos on a plane - and he told me I was pretty.