9. Entering A New City Immediately Means You Will Get Involved In Organised Crime
How GTA taught us this: If anything this is an exercise in not being shocked and it comes from the simplicity of the stories GTA tells. Person enters a new environment, or an old environment as a new person, person gets embroiled in a criminal underworld from which you profiteer from murder, drugs and stealing. Its the facts of life it seems, and GTA preaches it relentlessly. Therefore it can be expected that when WhatCulture completes its overthrow of centralised power and sets up its Tower of Isengaard in London we all expect to have to deal with a mob world and become mafia king-pins before we can achieve true domination, thankfully for us GTA prepared us all quite profusely.
If GTA didnt exist we would... Enter a new place with expectations of a warm welcome.