2. Naked Hillbilly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH5GBq151zU And just like that, we're back at wangs again. We've already had naked cannibals, penis rollercoasters, homosexual garden gnomes and penis graffiti, so why not add a middle-aged, naked hillbilly to this ever-growing list detailing Rockstar's fascination with all things penis? Seriously, the penis is the least of your worries here, just look at those saggy man boobs! This fine fellow is found in the Chiliad Mountain State Wilderness, just hanging out (literally) on his front porch, soaking up the sunset, and God knows what else. To put the icing on the proverbial cake, the old guy gets hostile if you even so much as approach him. Turns out he doesn't take too kindly to strangers invading his quiet, reflective time. Some gamers have theories that he's part of the Altruist Cult, which would make sense, but there's always the possibility that he's just acting solo. We don't know which one is creepier.