8. Amanda The Solo Swinger
Michael doesn't have the easiest life, what with all the crime and such, but his family life isn't particularly smooth either, and it's not just down to his annoying, over-compensating son. The con's relationship with his wife Amanda is strained to say the least, and the hallmarks of the crumbling relationship can be seen throughout the game, whether that's in Amanda's profile on the in-game dating website hushsmush (a name clearly designed to allude to secret, extra-marital smushing) or the fact that she can be found indulging in a spot of DIY at various points during the game. Amanda clearly isn't getting what she wants from her husband, hence her attempts to dally on the dating scene, and this is pretty much proven if you suddenly enter Michael's bedroom, where you will occasionally find Amanda on the bed, announcing that she thought she had locked the door, and throwing away a sex toy, before going to sleep. And all this despite the fact that there's a copy of the karma sutra on the night stand in Michael's bedroom. He's clearly just not spending enough time practicising new and bold positions. All can be revealed as to why the pair might need so much "help" if you spend time as Michael hanging out with Amanda, and have the pair go drinking, as they'll delve deeper into their relationship.