4. Perennial
From the super sleek to the just plain awful, the Perennial has always been there to provide us with a slow and unwieldy getaway. The Perennial is the everyday family car for a low income family who's taking advantage of the benefit system by having lots of kids. It's long, bulky and has a lot of boot space for the young mother who has just broke the bank in her local Binco. Kiddies need their tracksuits after all. With a pace that seems a little quicker than running and the cornering abilities of a drunken rhino, after driving one of these you deserve to be arrested. Yes it's bad, but then again, I couldn't really imagine a GTA game without it.
5. Blista Compact
Going by the Blista in GTA 3, it wasn't very good. It was after all nothing more than a people carrier. Certainly a step up from the Perennial, but still not very good. Then Vice City comes along with its new (or is that older?) version of the car, the Blista Compact. The name flashes up on screen and the unwary player lets out a sigh of resignation. A Blista," they sigh, "oh woe is me. Then the car takes off and you crash into a street lamp. The Blista Compact doesn't look like anything special, but it has a decent top speed, and since GTA 3 the Compact has done wonders to salvage the car's reputation.