6. Paddle
Taking Rockstar's off the wall sense of humour into consideration, it wouldn't surprise us at all if one of the new "beach themed" weapons in the "Beach Bum" expansion pack was a paddle. Over the years, we've seen a variety of melee weapons in the GTA series, from deadly instruments such as hammers, screwdrivers, knives and chainsaws through to, erm, dildos. Yes, in past titles, fans have been able to use the aforementioned sex object to bludgeon to death their foes, while more unorthodox instruments such as golf clubs and pool cues have also been used to assault NPCs with in past games. Taking into account the fact the new DLC is beach themed, could the paddle become the latest, and craziest melee weapon to feature in the series?