Hitman: 10 Craziest Things Agent 47 Has Ever Done

3. Became A Professional Wrestler

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When you look at Agent 47's build, the mind doesn't immediately pick "heavyweight wrestler" as a descriptor.

If someone then told you that he was going to go up against Danny Trejo roided out on the Titan formula from Batman, you'd probably laugh it off.

Alas no, that really happens.

Like the proverbial David and Goliath tale of old, 47 dons the mask and spandex of a wrestler and enters a bit of bloodsport against Sanchez.

Of course, like the fable, 47 emerges triumphant after getting the information he needs from the incredible bulk. Unfortunately played out in Quick Time Events, seeing the titular hitman overpower and execute someone thrice his size is quick impressive. And ludicrous, let's not forget that bit.

It's a purely optional mission path in Absolution, but when the opportunity to do something so over the top presents itself, you just have to.

Turns out, the agent is a lot more nimble than that stiff-looking suit makes him appear. Watching him subdue Sanchez with a spinning roundhouse is a beauty.

It's just a shame that's the only time he ever pulls off some slick kicks.

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