Found in: Absolution Youve got to hand it to Skurky, hes pitch perfect at what he does. What he does, however, just so happens to include being the most corrupt sheriff imaginable. Seriously, this guy literally stinks of corruption. Well, not literally, but Yeah, were going to go with literally. He literally stinks of corruption! Everything about him screams, dont trust this man! From the laid back swagger of his cock-sure walk, to the way he treats his prisoners as animals - forcing them to fight each other for his own pleasure. Following suit in our list of Hitman degenerates there is, of course, something extra that makes Skurky all the more sleazy hes massively into S&M. We meet Skurky for the first time tied up in his very own sex dungeon being beaten by a latex wearing dominatrix. Its also very heavily implied that hes into making torture porn and snuff films, which pretty much cements his place on this list. If Skurky has taught the public anything with his appearance its this: never, ever, trust a man who wears sunglasses indoors. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkCc2BpUQWQ Memorable assassination: Exposing his cowardice to his own community right before you shoot him in the face.