Hitman's 10 Most Satisfying Assassinations

5. Clive Skurky

Found in: Absolution You€™ve got to hand it to Skurky, he€™s pitch perfect at what he does. What he does, however, just so happens to include being the most corrupt sheriff imaginable. Seriously, this guy literally stinks of corruption. Well, not €œliterally€, but€ €Yeah, we€™re going to go with literally. He literally stinks of corruption! Everything about him screams, €œdon€™t trust this man!€ From the laid back swagger of his cock-sure walk, to the way he treats his prisoners as animals - forcing them to fight each other for his own pleasure. Following suit in our list of Hitman degenerates there is, of course, something extra that makes Skurky all the more sleazy €“ he€™s massively into S&M. We meet Skurky for the first time tied up in his very own sex dungeon being beaten by a latex wearing dominatrix. It€™s also very heavily implied that he€™s into making torture porn and snuff films, which pretty much cements his place on this list. If Skurky has taught the public anything with his appearance it€™s this: never, ever, trust a man who wears sunglasses indoors. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkCc2BpUQWQ Memorable assassination: Exposing his cowardice to his own community right before you shoot him in the face.
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