Pokémon: 10 Pokédex Entries That Were Absolute Lies

1. Entei

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The Pokedex Entry:

‘’Volcanoes erupt when it barks. Unable to restrain its extreme power, it races headlong around the land.’’ - Pokemon Gold

In reality:

Do you remember that time when the neighbours were having a fireworks display, and Entei got all freaked out and wouldn’t stop barking? And like, fifty volcanoes went off, killing thousands?

Seriously, though, Entei has a barking cry every time it goes out into battle! Are we low-key murdering entire cities of people every time this bad-boy enters the battlefield?

You can bet if Entei really did cause volcanoes to erupt with every bark it’d have been wiped out by nervous Hawaiians years ago. Luckily for Entei, and us, that cleary cannot be the case.

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