Pokémon: Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee - 10 Terrible Gen 1 Pokémon You Forgot You Hated

6. Geodude

74 Geodude

Geodude is so easy to hate on so many levels.

As the inaugural member of the “Rocks That Float for No Adequately Explored Reason” Club, its mere existence raises questions that you shouldn’t have to ask. While it could earn a pass on that given how many members that club has at this point, it actually continues to push back against basic logic by losing its ability to fly as it evolves into Graveler.

From there...just look at it! It’s literally a grumpy rock with Popeye arms! A rock with Popeye arms that constantly changes color! It lacks cuteness, it lacks any eye-catching features and, quite frankly, stands as the single blandest, most boring Pokemon of the generation.

And of course, it would be a absolutely immoral to not bring up the fact that Geodude was basically vermin in Red, Blue and Yellow. Every trip through a cave in Kanto was mired by these things and God help anybody that chose Charmander as their starter!

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