South Park: 7 Reasons Fractured But Whole Is Worse Than Stick Of Truth
6. Towelie In General, But Also The Terrible Pre-Order Content
If you pre-ordered The Fractured But Whole or purchased it on day one of release, then your copy came with the bonus content of Towelie. For anyone who doesn’t have this exclusive bonus, you should consider yourself extremely lucky.
Not only is Towelie the South Park equivalent of Riise in Persona 4: Golden, but nothing he says or does is funny or helpful. He pops up on your screen countless times, and the extent of his help is informing you – ten hours into the game – that you can open drawers with yellow knobs.
The only thing worse than pointless pre-order bonuses is additional content that does it best to ruin the game from beginning to end. An extra weapon or superhero costume would have been forgettable, but they wouldn’t have been an unremovable mark of shame for wanting the game as early as possible.