South Park: Every Game Ranked Worst To Best

6. South Park Rally

south park the stick of truth
Acclaim

Everybody loves a good kart racing game. The likes of "Mario Kart", "Crash Team Racing", "Team Sonic Racing" and countless others have made it clear that you can bet big bucks on the success of a popular franchise giving it a go. The idea of South Park jumping into this world too was exciting, but the execution left a lot to be desired.

There's not much to this one, as the "story" centres on the Mayor of South Park's decision to hold a kart-racing rally, which your favourite characters take part in. It's fun to see less favourable names get some time to shine (such as Pip, Tweek, Marvin Marsh and more), but the novelty of the South Park identity wears thin once you start playing.

It's a horrifying mess of poorly controlled karts and ugly as all hell graphics that lack a sense of colour, charm and pixels in general. Plus, the game's poor procedural generation makes you feel like you're playing something entirely unfinished, steering way clear of the standard you'd expect from South Park.

It's such a fantastic concept, wasted on a poorly made game.

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