South Park: The Fractured But Whole - 11 Most Offensive Moments You Need To See

8. The Rapist Priests

South Park The Fractured But Whole Priests
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An early mission requires New Kid to visit the church to talk to Father Maxi about his faith. Upon arriving at the church, Maxi almost immediately ushers you into a pitch black room in order to confront your "deepest fears".

A moment later, two touchy-feely Catholic priests emerge out of the darkness, pretending to be manifestations in New Kid's mind, kick-starting a battle as New Kid attempts to fend off their advances.

The fight comes complete with toe-curlingly icky quotes from the priests ("God's grace is totally filling me!"), before one of them pulls a string of anal beads out of his butt and starts flagellating himself with them, before using them to attack New Kid.

When the fight is over, Maxi hilariously realises what's happened and says, "Goddamnit! I can't put a child in a dark room for two minutes without you bastards showing up!"

At least Maxi gives you a macaroni picture which can be used to summon Moses for your trouble, but still, you'll probably want to turn the game off and go for a shower after playing through this sequence.

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