Spike VGX Awards: 5 Reasons It Was An Embarrassing Celebration Of 2013 Games

3. Why Are There STILL Celebrities?

Spike Vgx Awards These Guys Sucked 484f21 4918725 Let me get something critical out of the way; I am not referring to Camilla Luddington or the creators of South Park (Trey Parker and Matt Stone). As mentioned in my introduction, if a celebrity has a legitimate reason to appear €“ whether it€™s because they have contributed to a game or are a true gamer - then everyone should be fine with it. This point is referring to a group of clowns that kept getting screen time to promote the Grand Theft Auto V mini-concert that would be airing after the show. Some internet research tells me that they are known as the Loiter Squad and have a sketch comedy show on Adult Swim, but their presence at the Spike VGX tells me that any attempt made at comedy should result in a stoning. Forget the fact that they couldn€™t get anyone to let out a chuckle or go along with their antics, half of the time it appeared as if they couldn€™t read the teleprompter. Every line they juggled back and forth between each other was hilariously stilted with multiple pauses mid-sentence. The icing on the cake was that they didn€™t know a darn thing about gaming. Seriously, we don€™t need these people wasting valuable time.
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