12. Waluigi's Tolerable Shipping Company
ID: 8BDC-0000-0040-04F8 Waluigi's Tolerable Shipping Company is one of a number of brilliant fan-fiction levels dedicated to one of Mario's most outlying characters. The level itself is awesome, filled with bullets, conveyor belts and mutated goombas with those spiked dudes on their heads, but what really sells it is this deadpan description by its maker Kajetokun:
Wa! Welcome to Waluigi's Tolerable Shipping Company! Our prices are so average you'll be researching to make sure our prices aren't bad! Shipping so tolerable, you'll be sometimes coming back for more! With our satisfactory rating of 2.9 out of 5 on Yelp, our customers have voiced their approval of Waluigi's Tolerable Shipping Company: "2-5 business days. I almost thought it wouldn't arrive, but it showed up on the 5th day." "They sent the wrong package. But I also needed a bike so it's fine."
With a middling life like this, it's little wonder that poor Waluigi is driven to a deep, dark existential crisis. Wait, what? Check out the next video to find out...