4. Wannabe Witcher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edP5h5mffcA Lindenvale: Velen, Lindenvale "If you're good at something, never do it for free" So said Dark Knight's Joker, which is the perfect introduction to this brilliant little quest where you happen upon a 'fake' Witcher besmirching the already troubled reputation Geralt's 'kind' have. Turns out some faker has been abusing the kind nature of the townsfolk who needed a monster taken care of, essentially doing what you have across the last two games - eating food, sleeping with women, promising to slay demons etc. - only to disappear. You'll eventually track the guy down, where one of the best showings of the game/Geralt's dry humour is on full display ("Where'd you train? School of the Snail?"), although it's the in-world ramifications of what it means to impersonate a Witcher that the developers leave up to you.