The Witcher 3: 20 Characters Ranked From Worst To Best

8. Trollololo (The Rock Troll)

Multiple discoverable trolls scattered across the world in The Witcher 3 prove themselves to be friendly to Geralt, but none are as memorable as the wonderfully name, Trollololo. Trollololo is employed as an army's watch when Geralt meets him, and he has a great pastime along with this mundane activity: He's a singer.

In fact, the first time you notice him in the game will most likely be down to the fact that his, let's say, 'gravelly' voice can be heard from far away. If you choose to follow the tune, you're in for an enjoyable exchange.

This troll - who's name, we have to say, is just hilarious - seems to be one of the happiest characters to be found anywhere in the game. His job may be a tad boring, but he's happy to do it and has plenty of ways to pass the time as well. We could all learn a lot from Trollololo, you know.