What Your Favourite Call Of Duty Game Says About You

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

Call-of-Duty-Modern-Warfare-3-opt Why? Why are there so many games? It€™s just the same. It€™s still Warfare in a Modern setting. I blame you Call of Duty for convincing every game developer to only make first person shooters. Aliens: Colonial Marines is somehow your fault. Admittedly, this is the first game I didn€™t buy in the series. This is the point in which Call of Duty became Madden. They might as well have slapped Call of Duty €™12 on the packaging and it would have sold just as well. This game wrapped up the story started in the original Modern Warfare. Gamers were fairly happy with the ending, however, most people don€™t play Call of Duty for their in-depth story. Another financial success for EA and another year of Call of Duty. This game stuck to the same format that Modern Warfare 2 did, which was to be the coolest game out EVER by offering collectors editions of the game that came with functioning night vision goggles. I guess if you need to sneak downstairs without waking up your parents (who bought the game for you), these came in handy. What It Says About You Wow, you are gonna see this through to the end, aren€™t you? You don€™t care if the next Call of Duty game is set in the drive-thru of a McDonalds, you are going to rise to the Call of Duty to make sure those McNuggets get delivered to the right car. Every time you mess up an order, you get ketchup on your HUD and you have to duck behind the McFlurry machine to regain your composure. You don€™t care if people mercilessly ridicule you for buying this game for the 5th year in a row. I assume at this point the game has a feature that allows you to upload €œMY BEST KILLZ EVA€ multiplayer compilation video set to Bodies by Drowning Pool. You know what you like. I can respect that€except it€™s Call of Duty.
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