Mario Kart 64
The Game: Right now we're up to Mario Kart 7, with Mario Kart Wii U due to be shown in a matter of weeks, but whilst everyone will have their favourite it has to be said that Mario Kart is arguably the game in the Karting series that had the biggest impact on the world of gaming. Of course theree would have been no Mario Kart 64 if there had not first been Super Mario Kart, but it was this game that started the kart racing frenzy that followed. Following Super Mario Kart we got Street Racers which of course was a similar game, but that was one clone that followed in about four years. When Mario Kart 64 came along however we got Crash Team Racing, Diddy Kong Racing, Mickey's Speedway USA, Banjo Pilot, Sonic R, Sonic and Sega All-Star Racing, Konami Krazy Racers and the list goes on and on and on. Little Big planet Karting...no seriously I'll stop you get the idea.
What It Says About You: You love to spend time learning each of the tracks inside and out. You know where every short cut is, and you don't mean cutting across the grass, you mean the short cuts which skip most of the track like the developers didn't intend you to be able to do. You have mastered these tricks so when you have your mates round you can show them who the whole F'N show really is. Also, all your friends hate you. To get past this situation you occassionally let them win, and whilst you could let it seem competitive, secretly you want them to know that the only reason they won is because you let them, and by extension, the only reason they are breathing the same air as you is because you let them do that too.
Sound Bite: A collection of Bowser growls and Donkey Kong honks which have no exact spelling.
Favourite Non Mario Game: Sonic and All Stars Racing Transformed, Diddy Kong Racing, Crash Team Racing, Mod Nation Racers