World Of Warcraft: 9 Modern Complaints Real Fans Are Sick Of Hearing
3. Do Not Ever Back Up Your Arguments With Any Empirical Evidence Or A Coherent Argument
This applies especially to any form of chat-based conversation or forum activity, and the method is quite simple, actually: (i) Make statement... about anything, really: class balance, raid encounters, anothers performance, or just hurl an unmerited insult someones way. (ii) Double-check that your grammar was incorrect in several places... because the grammatically correct population of WoW are the true kings of the community, and you simply cant touch them. (iii) Declare your statement as an indisputable biblical fact... and those with the audacity to challenge you otherwise have no right to do so; but inevitably, this will happen (so prepare for (iv)). (iv) You will then be asked to reinforce your statement with some sort of empirical evidence or coherent argument. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DO THIS. Rather than formulate any form of a persuasive response, simply call everyone a filthy good-for-nothing casual content-slut and exit the conversation. (v) Now, eat some celebratory nachos whilst you brood on your obvious intellectual and moral superiority over the WoW-based peasantry. On this basis, you can claim victory over you adversaries and end your WoW career on a high, having downed the most intelligent and eloquent members of the community with your incredible persuasive arguments, whilst establishing yourself as the greatest debater since Mohandas Ghandi took on the British Empire.
