4. I Love To Laugh and Smile
Speaking of cliches, it doesn't get much worse than this, unless you're the sort of imbecile who would spend time telling people about how you love to breathe. The sole reason your opinion of laughing and smiling would be relevant is if you somehow found no enjoyment in either. In that case, anyone reading would be justified in assuming that you're just an uber-realistic looking robot with an absolutely awful excuse for artificial intelligence. What's next? Are you going to titillate us by revealing you like to eat and drink, as well? If these are the sort of tidbits that they believe are going to draw in potential suitors, they'd be better off leaving their profiles mostly blank like the people in #10. I only wish OkCupid had a Captain Obvious award you could present these users.