10 Things Only First Time Fathers Understand
1. Whatever Happens, You're Probably Going To Be Okay
Only probably though. There’s still a chance that you’ll accidentally drop your baby onto a hardwood floor, or rear it in such a way that it’ll grow up to murder you. But that’s unlikely. Probably.
Regardless of what the smug-faced matter-of-facters used to mutter about how you’ve no idea what’s going to hit you when your baby is born after watching you spend every weekend lying supine on the settee, drinking lager and scratching yourself, you’re probably going to be okay.
You adapt; you adjust; you establish routines. You fall in love with a titchy version of you that doesn’t talk back and enjoys sleeping, going to the toilet and moaning. That’s basically what all fathers do so you’ve hit the jackpot for a new, mini best mate – you’re winning already.
Best of luck not being a sh*t dad!