2. That Time You Used Clear Nail Varnish To Close Up A Hole And Ended Up Ripping Half Your Leg Off
Every girl at some point in her life must have experienced the trauma of gluing her tights to her own leg with clear nail varnish. Maybe you're in a rush to go somewhere and don't have time to change outfits; maybe you're already out and you've got varnish in your bag but no spare tights. You spy a hole in your tights: it's only small and you know exactly how to avoid a massive ladder. You get your clear nail varnish and splodge a bit over the hole. There you go: now the hole won't get any bigger. You go about your day and forget that the nail varnish was ever there. But when it comes to taking your tights off later, it's a shame you couldn't remember doing it. You pull your tights down and - OW WHAT THE HELL JUST BIT ME? The nail varnish which has dried onto your tights and through onto your leg has just ripped an inch-squared strip of skin off of your thigh. And it's really sore now. But you've only got yourself to blame for buying cheap tights in the first place (and for not quite thinking your DIY plan through properly).
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
