15 Problems Only Bald Men Will Understand

3. The Futile Attempts To Hold On To What You Have Left

If you find it's taking longer and longer to wash your face in the mornings, you may come to the realisation that your hairline is on the retreat. At this point your first thoughts are likely to be damage control. There are various treatments available that promise to help you keep the hair you have left, but they rarely work well, if at all. You may also be tempted to delve into the terrifying territory of old wives tale remedies - this is not a good idea. The only thing that dousing your head with a bottle of olive oil in the shower will result in is a fall. Also if you lose your hair naturally, don't wear a wig, no matter how sensitive you are about losing your hair. Baldness is in no way offensive.
 
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Lover of all things PC. A fan of inserting indelible ink into the dermis layer of the skin. Remembers when 'geek' was an insult. Still passionately believes Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines was the greatest game ever made.