2. Climbing The Shelves Like A Stockroom Spider-Man
Like bombing in the swimming pool or going over the speed limit, everyone does it as soon as any authority figures have vacated the premises - although it must be stressed; climbing on Argos shelving is a skill - one of the utmost proficiency and effort. One wrong move and they'll all know it was you. The trick is to place your foot right in the corner where the shelving meets the main support strut - that's the sweet spot. You're then safe (probably) to clamber up and retrieve that cloud-bothering item from the top shelf, without getting the ladders. Genius - just don't tell everyone, it'd be pandemonium. You're probably already thinking of which workmate would have a go and come tumbling down anyway.
