3. The Abzorbaloff (Love & Monsters)
Reasons why its cheesy: 1.) That name. 2.) Peter Kay 3.) The fact that it has peoples faces sticking out of it. What kind of creature would naturally evolve to have that capability? Are there any benefits to having the power to absorb people, giving them the ability to tear you apart if they try hard enough? Reason why its awesome: It is the fantastically ridiculous brainchild of a kid in England, who won a contest and was lucky enough to see his Frankenstein come to life. Thats all kinds of brilliant.