10 TV Characters Who Would Be Perfect Election Running Mates

Some people, it seems, are able to get away with anything they wish. Looney Tunes' very own Teflon Don, stick the Road Runner in whatever life threatening predicament you'd care to name, and he'll come out chuckling.

This is a major boon for any fraught campaign, especially given his ability to ensure that the flack falls squarely on his opponents. With seemingly boundless energy, the leggy speedster has the requisite stamina for the campaign trail, and the latin exhibited at the start of each episode suggests an unexpectedly firm grip of the classics.

Combined with his ability to convey so much with a concise “meep meep”, you're not going to do much better.