11 Biggest WTF Moments From Season 3 Of Orange Is The New Black
3. Morello Gets Married
Who would have ever seen this one coming? Morello - whose obsession with her supposed fiance Christopher reached boiling point in season two - not only ends up engaged but even gets married during the course of the third season.
It all comes about when she starts abusing the prison pen-pal system to meet new men, supposedly with the purpose of making one of them a patsy who will send her money while she is inside. She ends up over her head and forgets the interests she is supposed to have when she meets Vince Muccio, who sees through her con yet still winds up falling for her anyway.
Of course, some of the old Morello compulsive lying comes to the surface when she convinces her new beau to beat up Christopher in retaliation for the made-up slight of sending her disgusting messages, but it is still somewhat heartwarming to see Morello finally get her wish to be married.
It's a twisted romantic story that suitably winds up with the marriage being consummated vigorously and loudly up against a prison vending machine.