15 Family Guy Quotes To Use In Everyday Life

11. "Hey Barkeep, Who's Leg Do You Gotta' Hump To Get A Dry Martini Around Here?" - Brian

Episode: I Never Met The Dead Man (1x02) One of our first impressions of Brian is this impatiently smug but witty one-liner. When to use it: When chatting up a girl at the bar while waiting to be served.
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