15 Life Lessons Bob's Burgers Taught Us

4. Alcohol Is Important

Gene: Does margarita mix have alcohol in it? Louise: No. Mom uses it to fill the hummingbird feeder. Sure, sure thing Louise. While it would be going perhaps a bit too far to accuse Linda of having alcohol issues, she certainly makes drinking look like fun. Except when she throws up all over Bob at the school prom. Or when she gets embarassingly drunk at Thanksgiving. Still, never say never: DOUBLE FIST 'EM!
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