6. The Voice
"Helloooooooooooo!!! Laaa laaa laaaaa..." -Jerry To give you some idea of the hilariously terrible people these four really are, give this episode a shot. Jerry and George have a running joke that eventually spreads to Kramer and Elaine: that Jerry's girlfriend's belly button makes strange movements in the middle of the night. They decide it would be funny to assign said belly button a booming, jovial voice. "Hellooooooooooooo!!!" It's all fun and games until Jerry decides it would be really funny to tell said girl about this, and naturally she storms off, but she calms down and says it's her or the voice. The awful/funny part? Jerry honestly can't decide. We're then taken back to the boardwalk where George first decided to marry Susan (even though we all remember how well that one went), leading us to think he's made the decision to stay. He runs to her apartment, she opens the door... "HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Also, Kramer decides he needs an intern from NYU to do all of his busy work for him and help him with all of his crazy ideas, including a giant oil tanker bladder out of a rubber ball George stole from his office. The only problem: it falls right on Claire's head right outside the office, leaving George out of a job and Kramer's intern "going away for a long, long time."