12. The Package
"This photo clearly indicates your involvement in some ill-conceived mail order pornography ring!" -Newman One of the stranger episodes in the show's 9 year run also made for one of the funniest; an insurance scam spearheaded by Kramer involving Jerry's stereo leads Uncle Leo to get his eyebrows incinerated (he's all smooth now, like a seal). One of the beauties of Seinfeld, however, is that far more often than not the subplot actually turns out to be even more bizarre and hilarious than the actual plot and this one takes the cake as George finds a model's photo shoot pictures accidentally put in his developed photos. Immediately thinking that the blonde who does his photos was hitting on him, he responds in kind, as pictured above. However, in typical Seinfeld fashion, nothing ever really goes right for George, who probably didn't expect that Newman would seize his newly developed film reel as evidence in a mail fraud investigation regarding Kramer's insurance scam, or more importantly that said film reel was developed by the gay guy who works there with the blonde, who also responded in kind... As Jerry put it best, "It's the timeless art of seduction."