18. You Don't Get Riled When Someone Calls Him "Doctor Who"
Because things like this matter, OK?! You'd be a self-made millionaire if you had a pound for every time someone has referred to him as "Doctor Who" in your presence. Just think of all the action figures you could buy with that! But seriously. You know you've reached a whole new level of Whovianism if you're just shouting abuse at them until they cry and tell them to stop being so god damned ignorant. If it doesn't bother you that much, you've still got a long way to go. "It's not his name, it's a question!' Why is that so difficult for you people to understand?!