2. Be Funny
Have you ever seen Coach Trip? Course you have it's brilliant. And do you know why it's brilliant? Brendan. And do you know why Brendan is brilliant? Yes that's right, because he's hilarious. He's the heart of the show and if you want to get on a reality show then you have to take a leaf out of his book. Would you like watching someone that looks like they got a face like a smacked left buttock? No I didn't think so. You want to able to belly laugh at the japery that people are getting up to, and that is why if you want to be a star... YOU NEED TO BE FUNNY! Bring the entertainment, bring the laughter and bring the fun and games. You'll be adored.