7. Helga's "Girlhood Tremble" for Arnold (Helga's Parrot, S3, E26a)
Remember Helga, that weird stalker girl that had a lust for Arnold? Well it wasn't an entirely innocent lust for the football-headed hero. As well as having a shrine (see above), stealing locks of Arnold's hair, and watching him undress on one such occasion (before promptly fainting with a smile from ear to ear), she also writes poems on her love for him. Now I know what you're all thinking, and you're right, that's
completely normal behaviour for a 10 year old girl. So what's the problem? Well one such poem goes down a less innocent route, when she states Arnold "makes her girlhood tremble". No, I'm being serious. I'm not even ashamed to say that's filthier than anything any girl has ever said to me, and this is in a children's cartoon!!! It sounds more like something you'd hear in Geordie Shore than Hey Arnold.
