2. Lauren Harries
Looking like the ghost of former PM Margaret Thatcher Lauren Harries is easily the sexiest housemate the show has ever, ever produced. I don't know where they found enough money to splash at the former antique enthusiast turned nympho sex pot but my God am I glad they did. Actually what I should have said is where the hell did they dig this one up from? Not only does the former James Charles Harries look like she died a few years ago she is also incredibly dull and no amount of slap is going to change that fact. If you're unsure where you've seen her face before then cast your mind back to the Antiques Road show and such where an irritating, weird little blonde kid used to appraise antiques. He never got the prices right and he definitely got bullied horrendously at school as well. But credit where credit is due she's transformed herself from one ugly little guy into one ugly old hag and I for one cannot wait until she gets her kit off and hits the hot tub.