Curb Your Enthusiasm: 10 Funniest Susie Moments
2. Larry Gets Sammi Drunk - The Corpse-Sniffing Dog (Season 3, Episode 7)
"Listen you four-eyed f**k, you stole the dog! She's at home, hysterical!
If there is one thing that Susie cares more about than having heated confrontations with other people, it is her daughter Sammi. As the only child of the Greene household, Sammi had already been the victim of Larry's deplorable antics in a previous episode and, despite this experience, her innocence would lead to yet another potentially traumatic childhood memory.
After a brief separation, the Greenes reconcile with Jeff returning to the house only to find that he is allergic to the family's new pet dog Oscar. Looking to help Jeff, Larry comes up with a cunning plan to give Oscar to some other friends that also want the dog.
The only thing standing in Larry's way is Sammi, who understandably does not want to give away the dog she loves. Larry visits Sammi and is able to 'persuade' the seven-year-old to give away the dog, unaware that he had in fact supplied the young girl with an alcoholic beverage.
All of this leads to an explosive outburst by Susie when Larry returns to the Greene residence. With her arms crossed, Susie scolds Larry with an impassioned, expletive rant.