6. Hit Them With A Bat
In another case of the Daleks hating Rock n Roll, they blow up Aces stereo so she takes a baseball bat, loaded with the power of an anti-star weapon, at the one who did it. She ends up knocking its eye stalk completely off and almost wrecking the manipulator arm (also known as what embarrassed fans call the sink plunger). It ended up shooting blindly trying to hit her and screaming. Its one of the best ways to irritate them as you destroy them in the process. Considering fans never see that Dalek again, they can only assume that it ended up being executed for the shame. Admittedly, removing limbs would infuriate anyone, but itll really infuriate 80s Daleks because itll reveal how theyre held together with elastic bands and spit.
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