No, not like that! Although she's (probably) the only person in Torchwood who hasn't. Seriously. It's just sex, sex, sex with those people. Martha decided to call it a day on her eventful TARDIS escapades at the end of Series 3 but her untimely departure was only just the beginning because it wasn't long before she secured a date with Captain Jack Harkness in Series 2 of Torchwood. Although Martha's spin off shenanigans were short but sweet (and they were generally a hoot, too, despite what the picture above might suggest...), she aided the Cardiff based team (remember when they were based in Cardiff? Those were the days...) in their investigations of the mysterious Reset drug and she was also around to help Owen Harper come to terms with his untimely death and subsequent resurrection. In fact, she made such an impression on Team Torchwood that Jack invited her to come back permanently. It would've been an offer she couldn't have refused had Freema Agyeman not already committed herself to a leading role in ITV's Law & Order: UK. Damn you, contractual clauses. Martha's involvement would've made Miracle Day a lot more bearable.
Dan Butler is the Doctor Who Editor at WhatCulture.com. When he isn't writing his own articles or editing other people's, he can be found trawling the internet for gifs of Steven Moffat laughing. Contact him via dan.butler@whatculture.co.uk.