5. Clones
What is better than Stewie? ell, two Stewies, of course. In the episode Quagmires Baby, Stewie perfects a cloning device and creates a, rather dumbed down, clone of himself: dubbed B**** Stewie. The clone assists him in his day-to-day chores by attending birthday parties, washing him and lying on his behalf. B**** Stewie is a completely different character, he doesnt have knowledge of pop-culture and he isnt clever or devious: actually participating in acts of kindness. Because of this he works very well with the original Stewie, chiefly as the butt of Real Stewies jokes. At the end of the episode, B**** Stewies body begins to fall apart as he, rather brightly, complains that everything sounds like rushing water and I cant stand up so very good. Within a few more seconds, he completely melts into hues of white, pink and red upon the kitchen floor, to which Stewie casually remarks: yeah, this was not a fruitful endeavour.