Theon Greyjoy. Ruiner of lives, including his own. He simply didn't do anything right for any side, but people kept sweeping in to take the spoils from his foolish deeds, none more significant than the Boltons plucking Winterfell from him. It looked as though he could escape though, until he fell straight into Ramsay Snow/Bolton's gruesome trap. Theon spent a long time being tortured in every way imaginable, with the very worst coming as he was tantalised with several beautiful women before having a crucial piece cut off and sent to his father in the Iron Islands. If the entire situation wasn't distressing enough, Ramsay happily sat down tucking into a sausage for dinner, painfully teasing Theon as he ate.
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