Game Of Thrones: The Winners & Losers In 'The Lion And The Rose'

The Losers:

5. Wedding Planners Of Westeros

Planning your next matrimonial ceremony in Westeros? Well don't get George R. R. Martin to organise it for you! After the last two affairs, the wedding planning industry in the Seven Kingdoms will surely suffer from a steep decline. It seems to be that the weddings in which the participating members survive are low-key affairs: Robb and Talisa's for example, or Tyrion and Sansa's. So if you've no choice but to arrange a wedding for yourself, or your son, or your daughter, or uncle, or grandchild, bear in mind a few key survival tips, and you may just make it through the occasion without having to plan for a funeral immediately afterwards €“ Firstly €“ don't invite any of your allies. In fact, don't even invite your extended family. If you can, just invite your intended and a septon. Secondly €“ have your wedding outdoors, preferably in a wood where there is lots of cover to hide/run from archers. Thirdly €“ don't eat any of the food or drink at the feast; have a light snack before you leave home. Lastly, and most importantly of all, for the love of the Gods, do not, under any circumstances, allow the musicians anywhere near the Rains of Castamere.