Game Of Thrones Season 4: 10 Book Deviations We'd Love To See

5. Joffrey Dies More

Disclaimer: This article is titled "10 Book Deviations We'd Love to See," not "10 Book Deviations That Have Any Chance of Happening." With that being said, let's dive into the change we really, really want to see happen. Scene: the royal wedding. Joffrey is being a smug piece of incest fruit like always. He taunts Tyrion. He brags about beheading Ned Stark and using whores for crossbow practice. He takes a sip of wine and a handful of pie. Those who have read the books feel a smug grin play at the corner of their lips. They know what's coming. They know that King Do-As-He-Likes is about to get his just desserts. And when Joffrey's eyeballs start bulging out of his head, a collective cheer rises across the world. But this is TV, and Joffrey is too much of a royal fartbag to get off that easy. As His Grace chokes, a member of the Kingsguard leaps forward. He tries to clear the King's throat €“ with his fist. Cue Joffrey getting punched in the throat. While choking. But that's not enough. In all the confusion, someone knocks a lantern over and it lands, you guessed it, on King Suck. Now Joffrey's on fire. And choking. And the knight is still punching him in the throat. This goes on for approximately twenty-six minutes. And then, as "I'm Telling Mother" is about to breathe his last, a raven flies overhead and looses its bowels all over his face. Ahem. Now that that's out of our system...